Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Lazy Sunday

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“It’s a beautiful Sunday.  Let’s get lazy.”

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Joke of the day – Don’t let the dogs out

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‘Text me when you reached my house.  Let’s not get the dogs involved.”

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Joke of the day – Teething

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“All the toys you bought for my teething problem is a waste of money.”

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Joke of the day – I ♡ my job

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“I love my job.  It fascinates me.  I sit and stare at it for hours.”

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Joke of the day – Antidepressant

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“Your antidepressant is in the box.”

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Joke of the day – Literary

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“For goodness bake…!”

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Joke of the day – Solemate

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“You’re not my solemate.  No hard fillings.”

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Joke of the day – Ruff day

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“Having a ruff day? Let me paw you a beer.”

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Joke of the day – Grow mOLD with me

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“Let us grow mOLD together!”

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