Alex: “I’ve got an alligator.”
Tommy: “Where do you keep it?”
Alex: “In the bath.”
Tommy: “What do you do when you want to take a bath?”
Alex: “I blindfold it.”
Tag Archives: good clean jokes
Joke of the day – Penny
What did the penny say to the other penny?
“We make perfect cents!”
Joke of the day – Income
Looking for income…still no outcome.
Joke of the day – Losing grip
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke!
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Joke of the day – The statistician
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A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right. The statistician yells “We got ’em!”
Joke of the day – Ambivalent
Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
Joke of the day – Mother tongue
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They call our language the mother tongue
because the father seldom gets to speak!
Joke of the day – Withdrawal symptoms
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Whenever I go near a bank
I get withdrawal symptoms.
Joke of the day – Yawn
Joke of the day – Teacher’s eyes
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Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
Because she couldn’t control her pupils.
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