Tag Archives: good jokes

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Joke of the day – Purrfect loaf

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homemade baguette
β™ͺβ™ͺ I found a loaf for me
Darling just dive right in
And follow my knead
Well I found my loaf beautiful and sweet
I never knew you were the someone waiting for me
‘Cause we were just yeast when we fell in loaf…β™ͺ(oΒ΄β–½ο½€o)οΎ‰

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Joke of the day – Purrayer

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β€œAnd forgive us our trash baskets
cats in baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.”

angry cat in laundry basket

cute cat in laundry basket

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Joke of the day – Ride on

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I wood vespa to myself…

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life is a beautiful rideΒ with Harley!

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shaye with Harley

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Joke of the day – Dishes

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Wife: “Would you help me with the dishes?”
Husband: “It’s not a man’s job?”
Wife: Β “The Bible suggests it is.”
Husband: “Where does it say that?”
Wife: ‘In 2 Kings 21:13 it says,”
“…And I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish,
wiping it and turning it upside down.”
-Bob Phillips

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Joke of the day – FrantEEG

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Waiter: Β “How do you like your eggs this morning?”
Monster: “Terri-fried!

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Joke of the day – Energy saving

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I ain’t dead yet! Β Just on energy saving mode.

 

 

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Joke of the day – Lab test

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Water quality test at home.
We will bring our lab to your home.Β 
It’s convenient and our lab representatives
are very friendly.
We have two types of lab test:
Test #1: Single Lab Test
This method is fast and you will know the test results within 10 minutes. Β Our lab representative will relate the results to you immediately after the test.

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Test #2: Double Lab Test
This method will take approximately 2 hours as our two lab representatives will spend some time to test the overall water quality. The test results will be given to you in black and white.

black and white lab

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