A minister preached a very short sermon. Β He explained, “My dog got into my office and chewed up some of my notes.”
At the end of the service, a visitor asked, “If your dog ever has pups, please let my pastor have one of them.”
Tag Archives: good jokes
Joke of the day – Donut diet
Joke of the day – Parable
Teacher: Β “What parable in the Bible do you like best?”
Student: “The one about the guy that loafs and fishes.”
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Joke of the day – Stand tall
Blessed are those who are short,
for they are more down-to-earth!
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Joke of the day – ProDUCK
Duckling: “What happened to you?”
Rubber ducky: Β “I got plastic surgery done.”
Joke of the day – Filing cabinet
A useful container where things can be lost alphabetically!
Joke of the day – Gibberish
Doctor, doctor, my mom keeps putting me in the dustbin.
Don’t talk rubbish!
Joke of the day – Scowling
What do you get when you cross an angry sheep …
and a moody cow?
An animal in a baaaaaaad moooooood!
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Joke of the day – Lonesome
Joke of the day – I’m famous!
STARstruck moment!
I’m on the WHEEL-of-fortune!
You can watch me on youTUBE now!
I’m all over the interNET!
And lots of CANdid shots too!
Being famous makes me feel BOTTLE-up sometimes!
Then I woke up and realise I was only dreaming!
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