Tag Archives: good jokes

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Joke of the day – I wheel

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With wheel-power,
youโ€™ll go far-ster.
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Joke of the day – Cake me home

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I canโ€™t cake my eyes off you.
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Joke of the day – Bread start

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You bread my mind.
I deserve butter.
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Joke of the day – Weed diet

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Iโ€™m on a see weed diet and
itโ€™s called Mari-iguana!
If weed diet is a sin,
Iโ€™ll see you all inhale!
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Joke of the day – Dolphin

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I dolphinately love you.
Youโ€™re my porpoise in life.
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Joke of the day – Crocs

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This is sole exciting.
Letโ€™s get out of here and
croc the world.
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Joke of the day – ๐ŸŒ life

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I just crawled to sayโ€ฆ
I think I went too far
with the plastic surgery!
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Joke of the day – High life

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Oh, for flying out loud!
Whereโ€™s the airhorsetess?
Iโ€™m feeling a little horse.
I need a glass of shamepain.
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Joke of the day – Dogtrine

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Dogma ~
Mother dog
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Joke of the day – Bonsai

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Iโ€™m sexy and I grow it!
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