Joe’s grandfather left him five million dollars, and the next week Jane agreed to marry him.

After three months of married life, Joe noticed that his beautiful new wife was ignoring him more and more.

Whenever they went out in public, she ignored him and flirted with other men. Finally, he decided to confront her.

“Jane,” he said, “was the only reason you married me was because my grandfather left me five million dollars when he died?”

“Don’t be ridiculous,” she replied, “I don’t care who gave you the money!”