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Joke of the day – Covid 19

Patient: โ€œDoctor, how long more do you think this Covid thing will last?โ€
Doctor: โ€œHow should I know, Iโ€™m a doctor not a politician.โ€
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Joke of the day – Hair curler

โ€œCan I borrow your hair dryer?โ€
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Joke of the day – Astound

โ€œThis is a great soap-rise.โ€
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Joke of the day – Early bird

โ€œI woke up early
but there was no worm.โ€
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Joke of the day – Stodgy

โ€œIโ€™m bored!
How long more
do I need to
stay home!โ€
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Joke of the day – OCD

โ€œI have OCD!
Old, Cranky and Demented.โ€
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Joke of the day – Ensnared

โ€œHey Nemo,
I heard thereโ€™s a
pundemic out there.
And if weโ€™re in an aquarium,
are they in humantarium?โ€

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Joke of the day – FURy driver

โ€œNo time to explain.
Hop in!โ€
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Joke of the day – Rebut

โ€œThere would be time for reBUTTal!โ€
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Joke of the day – Grass lounge

Please…
keep on the grass,
eat it,
sit on it,
roll around in it
Keep clean and
go green!