Tag Archives: humor

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Joke of the day – Covid 19

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Patient: β€œDoctor, how long more do you think this Covid thing will last?”
Doctor: β€œHow should I know, I’m a doctor not a politician.”
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Joke of the day – Hair curler

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β€œCan I borrow your hair dryer?”
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Joke of the day – Astound

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β€œThis is a great soap-rise.”
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Joke of the day – Early bird

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β€œI woke up early
but there was no worm.”
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Joke of the day – Stodgy

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β€œI’m bored!
How long more
do I need to
stay home!”
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Joke of the day – OCD

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β€œI have OCD!
Old, Cranky and Demented.”
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Joke of the day – Ensnared

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β€œHey Nemo,
I heard there’s a
pundemic out there.
And if we’re in an aquarium,
are they in humantarium?”

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Joke of the day – FURy driver

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β€œNo time to explain.
Hop in!”
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Joke of the day – Rebut

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β€œThere would be time for reBUTTal!”
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Joke of the day – Grass lounge

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Please…
keep on the grass,
eat it,
sit on it,
roll around in it
Keep clean and
go green!