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Joke of the day – Rise and whine

“I don’t know how long
I can keep up with this
getting out of bed nonsense.”
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Joke of the day – April

“Happy April Mule’s Day!”
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Joke of the day – Houglass

“I had an hourglass figure
but the sand shifted.”
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Joke of the day – Nursery rhyme

“Polly put the kettle on.

We’ll all have tea…”

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Joke of the day – Monday drools

Don’t feel like a Great Dane today. Life at the moment is MunDane.”
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Joke of the day – Odour

What did the judge say when a skunk ran into the courtroom?
“Odour in the court! Odour!
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Joke of the day – The Dog’s Prayer

“Give me this day
my daily kibbles
and forgive my messes
as I forgive those
who try to mess with me.”
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Joke of the day – Catch 22

“Life never scissors to amaze me”