Tag Archives: humour

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Joke of the day – Sugar glider

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“I’ll spin for you cos I’m a big fan.
Sugar glider meet you.”
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Joke of the day – Bottle up

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“It’s not good to bottle things up.
Sip happens.”
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Joke of the day – Self contained

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“No need to think outside the box.
Just sit in the box and contain yourself.”
Oopsie…the box is too small!
Ahh…much better!
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Quote of the day – Evan Esar

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“A laugh a day keeps the psychiatrist away.”

– Evan Esar

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Joke of the day – Stinkin’ cute

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“I’m a little scentimental.
Smell ya later.”
– Farting squirrel
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Joke of the day – Recline

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“I resolve to relax more and
just accept the crazy.”
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Joke of the day – Hare I am

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“Hare I am!
It’s almost New Ear’s Eve.
And I’m ear for you
if you need me,
anytime, any place.”
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Joke of the day – Boxing day

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“Oh, thought you said it’s BOX-IN’ day!”
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Christmas cake

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“The ultimate in longevity is the Christmas fruitcake.
It is a cake made during the holidays with fruits
that make it heavier than the stove it is cooked in.”
– Erma Bombeck
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Joke of the day – Cardio

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“I love this scratching post.
It’s the purrfect treadmill.”
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