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Psychiatrist: “Well, what’s your problem?”
Patient: “I prefer brown shoes to black shoes.
Psychiatrist: “There’s nothing wrong with that. Lots of people prefer brown shoes to black shoes. I do myself.”
Patient: “Really? How do you like yours, fried or boiled?”
Alex: “I’ve got an alligator.”
Tommy: “Where do you keep it?”
Alex: “In the bath.”
Tommy: “What do you do when you want to take a bath?”
Alex: “I blindfold it.”
What did the penny say to the other penny?
“We make perfect cents!”
Looking for income…still no outcome.
“Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra. Will you replace my eX without
asking Y?”
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke!
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How easy is it to count in binary?
It’s as easy as 01 10 11.
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A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right. The statistician yells “We got ’em!”
Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
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They call our language the mother tongue
because the father seldom gets to speak!
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