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Joke of the day – Money

Money ~
Something that comes
like a tortoise and
goes like a rabbit.”
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Joke of the day – Dough

Why is money called dough?

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Because we all knead it.

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Joke of the day – Saving money

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One reason why it’s so hard to save money is that our neighbours are always buying something we can’t afford.

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Joke of the day – Apache

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An Apache goes into a bank and asks for a loan of 200 dollars. The bank manager asks for collateral.

“I have 150 horses,” says the Apache, so the bank manager lends him the money.

A month later, the Apache comes into the bank with 2220 dollars in his hand and pays off his debt with interest.

“Wouldn’t you prefer to deposit the rest of your money with us?” asks the bank manager.

The Apache looks at him suspiciously, then looks around the bank.

“How many horses you got?”