Tag Archives: puns

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Joke of the day – Gin

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“Keep your GIN up &
let the good times beGIN!”
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Joke of the day – Buoyant

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“Ahh…I’m such a good buoy!”
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Joke of the day – ICU

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“I’m in the intensive CARe.
I’m alive but wheelie tired.”
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Joke of the day – Are you a vegan?

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“I’m not a vegan.
I’m a CORNivore!
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Joke of the day – Sausage

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“Just trying to make ends meat.
Franks for the uplift.”
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Joke of the day – Mouse

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“Watch out, Kiwi!”
That’s why we can’t have
mice things in the house.”
The Mouse and Kiwi!
Have a tweet day! ❤️Kiwi
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Joke of the day – Chair

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“Chair-ish every moment, my deer!”
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Joke of the day – Rail life

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“Live to tell the rail.”
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Joke of the day – Baaaket

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“Hey,ewe!
What’s with the pail look?
Nuttin’!
I’m going up the hill
with Jack and Jill
to fetch a pail of water.”
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