Tag Archives: puns

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Joke of the day – Cycling

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“I ain’t sure if I’m a cycologist or a cycopath.
But I’m a chimpion for sure.
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Joke of the day – Elk

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Deer beer,
If I drink everyday,
will I become an elkoholic?
Cheers,
Reinbeer

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Joke of the day – Martini

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“One meowtini please. I’m in quarantini.”
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Joke of the day – Watts up?

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“Bee positive no matter watt.”

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Joke of the day – MisHOP

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“There’s HARE in my sandwich. I want a reBUNd.”
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Joke of the day – Branch

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“Hi there! I’m the branch manager and
I’m training my new assistant branch manager.”
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Joke of the day – Comb

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“Do you wanna comb over fur massage?”
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Joke of the day – alONE

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“I’m in soliTUBE, a peaceful place, away from all the chaos.”
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Joke of the day – Melon

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“I ain’t sure if I’m a melon flower but I sure feel like a melon bucks.”
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Joke of the day – Hay, what’s up?

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I’m mentally unstable at the moment. I better hit the hay.”