Hang in there till it’s time to change!
Joke of the day – Hang on
Hang in there till it’s time to change!
Tag Archives: puns
Joke of the day – Eggstatic
My poach told me that playing football is anΒ eggcellent eggsxercise.
I guess he’s right, I’m all hard-boiled now.
Joke of the day – OCD in dogs
Obsessive Cat Disorder
Joke of the day – Toaster
Let’s toast!
May the dough keeps rolling in…
Have some fillings. Β Share the pie…
There’s always something to be grateful for!
Joke of the day – Tiresome
Joke of the day – Telltail
Tail the world, I ain’t dead!
Joke of the day – Pug’s life
Hello, I’m Pugcasso!
Sometimes I like to be pugs bunny…
or a lady pug.
I’m bored. Β Do you want to play pug of war with me?
Let’s sing ‘twinkle twinkle little pug‘. Β You know that song, right?
And remember, Β “A pug hug a day…
will keep the dogter away!
Joke of the day – Lamborghini
Joke of the day – I’m gonna snap!
I love my job. Β I shoot people.
So, I heard you have a Nikon.
But, I have a CANnON.
Sometimes life gets fuzzy. Β Stop shaking and stay focus.
I’m gonna snap whenever you’re ready!
Joke of the day – SPOOKtacular
“Hey, BOOtiful!”
“I’ll do the mane part. Β Just sit in the pumpkin and collect the candies.”
“Eye love you.”
“I’m a ghost guard.”
“My name is Fang. Β Short for Fangtastic!”
“I bat you think I’mΒ unBOOlievable.”
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