Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he had noBODY to go with.
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Joke of the day – Car deposit
Two pigeons were flying over a posh car showroom.
Said one to the other, “Let’s put a deposit on a Ferrari.“
Joke of the day – D❍ᴥ❍rs
Joke of the day – Monday morning
“Wake me up when you reach the office. I’ll drive the car home.”
Joke of the day – Coffee break
“I’ll have a coffee and beagle, please.”
Joke of the day – chEATing
Joke of the day – Socks
” Buy 1 get 1 free while socks last”
What a ShOCKing experience!
Joke of the day – Time to unWINE
I’m well red and having a wine-derful time!
Joke of the day – Chili
‘Chili‘ out…..I got this!
“Bird’s eye chili plant from my garden.”
Joke of the day – The piRATe
“Wake up, Captain! I smell a saboteur on our ship.”
“Oh no! Tell me this is knot happening.”
“Quick! Go down and warn the chef now!”
“Awww…this pie tastes reely good. “
“Sorry, I just can’t help myself. I’m a pie-rat!”
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