2

Joke of the day – 🐌 life

I just crawled to say…
I think I went too far
with the plastic surgery!
http://www.pinterest.com
1

Joke of the day – S CARgo

β€œWow! Look at the S CAR go!”
www.gifer.com
2

Joke of the day – Slime

β€œWanna come over to my house after school and make slime?”
http://www.pinterest.com
3

Joke of the day – Tough times

 

animated-snail-image-0007

Tough times are slowly crawling in,

snail-eating-dog-food

even the snail is happy with leftoverΒ dog food!

 

6

Joke of the day – Sparrow & snail

Sparrow: Β “Why are you climbing the apple tree. Β Don’t you know there aren’t any apples on the tree yet?”

Snail: “Yes, but there will be by the time I get up there.”

animated-snail-image-0007

 

19

Joke of the day – Snail car

What do you call a snail car?

EsCARgot!

animated-snail-image-0045