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Joke of the day – 🐌 life

I just crawled to say…
I think I went too far
with the plastic surgery!
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Joke of the day – Slime

“Wanna come over to my house after school and make slime?”
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Joke of the day – Tough times

 

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Tough times are slowly crawling in,

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even the snail is happy with leftover dog food!

 

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Joke of the day – Sparrow & snail

Sparrow:  “Why are you climbing the apple tree.  Don’t you know there aren’t any apples on the tree yet?”

Snail: “Yes, but there will be by the time I get up there.”

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