Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – Power up
“Thanks for the introDUCKtion.
So, what do I do next
to get my super power?
Joke of the day – Filling cute
Joke of the day – Crow
Joke of the day – Ballistic
Joke of the day – Covid 19
Patient: “Doctor, how long more do you think this Covid thing will last?”
Doctor: “How should I know, I’m a doctor not a politician.”
Quote of the day – Stephanie Skeem
Guilty Of Innocent Lawyer Jokes
Have a good laugh with these great lawyer jokes! (ノ^∇^)
All rise for these funny lawyer
and attorney jokes.
Guilty Of Annoyance
A defendant isn’t happy with how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time.
Judge: “Where do you work?”
Defendant: “Here and there.”
Judge: “What do you do for a living?”
Defendant: “This and that.”
Judge: “Take him away.”
Defendant: “Wait; when will I get out?”
Judge: “Sooner or later.”
The Case Of The Imaginary Dogs
My niece was dragged into court by a neighbor who complained about her barking dogs. At one point, the judge asked the neighbor a question. The neighbor didn’t reply. “Sir, are you going to answer me?” The neighbor leaped to his feet. “Are you talking to me?” he asked. “Sorry; I can’t hear a darn thing.” The case was dismissed.
The Best Legal Advice Ever….
…was spotted on a billboard…
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Quote of the day – Denis Waitley
“A smile is the light in your window
that tells others that there is a
caring, sharing person inside.”
– Denis Waitley
Joke of the day – Hair curler
“Can I borrow your hair dryer?”
