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Joke of the day – Oh, Lord…

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“Oh, Lord,
Please keep your arm
around my shoulder and
your hand over my mouth cos
things are getting out of hand.”
Amen!
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Joke of the day – Knotty

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“It’s kNOT funny”
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Quote of the day – Paul Terry

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“Whenever I feel
the need to exercise,
I lie down until
it goes away.”
– Paul Terry
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Joke of the day – MOPe around

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“I want to be a new mop so badly.”
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Joke of the day – Cloud wine

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“I sip
You Sip
We sip
Sip sip hooray!
[No wine left behind]
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Quote of the day – NBC

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“Be strong!
Be the kind of wildflower
that grows after a forest fire.”
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Joke of the day – Stroller

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“Hey mom,
I thought we’re going
to the toy store.”
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Quote of the day – NBC

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“Take a leap of faith today.”
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Don’t bother – Aziz Gattoufi

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“If you don’t understand
Don’t bother
If you don’t get it
Don’t bother
If you die
Don’t bother
If you’re happy
Don’t bother
But if you don’t have peace
Bother my friend
Bother about that only.”
– Aziz Gattoufi
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Joke of the day – Bummer

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“Hey, are you trying to bumfuzzle me?”
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