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Quote of the day – NBC

“Wherever life takes you,
just enjoy the stroll.”
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Joke of the day – Odour

What did the judge say when a skunk ran into the courtroom?
“Odour in the court! Odour!
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Joke of the day – The Dog’s Prayer

“Give me this day
my daily kibbles
and forgive my messes
as I forgive those
who try to mess with me.”
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Quote of the day – Japanese proverb

“Cold tea and cold rice are bearable,
but cold looks and cold words are not.”
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Joke of the day – Catch 22

“Life never scissors to amaze me”
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Joke of the day – Heart wrenching

“A rare photo of Mommy wrench
feeding her young babies.
Tooltally breathtaking!”

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Joke of the day – PEEr pressure

“Come on, get in line. Everyone’s doing it.”
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Quote of the day – Phyllis Diller

“Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty.
But everything else starts to wear out,
fall out, or spread out.”

― Phyllis Diller