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Quote of the day – Francois Mauriac

“There is no accident in our choice of reading.”
– Francois Mauriac

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Joke of the day – FroZEN moment

“Live to tell the tail“
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Pooling My One-Liners

Have a good laugh with these great one liners…..I’m still laughing (“⌒∇⌒”)

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Hear about the snowman who had a big temper-tantrum?….
….It was a real meltdown

I was going to make an anti-masker joke….
….But my parents taught me not to make fun of the mentally disabled.

Why was the anti-vaxxer’s four-year-old crying?….
….Midlife crisis

How do we know that the Corona virus wasn’t made in China?….
….Because we’ve had it for almost a year, and it’s still working.

The spread of COVID depends on two things….
….How dense the population is.
….How dense the population is.

What sound do sheep make?….
….If you don’t vote, you can’t complain.

I have a few jokes about unemployed people….
….But none of them work

My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate….
….I said, “Just you wait.”

Will glass coffins be a success?….
….Remains to be seen

The guy who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray….
….Is…

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Joke of the day – Oh, Lord…

“Oh, Lord,
Please keep your arm
around my shoulder and
your hand over my mouth cos
things are getting out of hand.”
Amen!

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Joke of the day – Knotty

“It’s kNOT funny”
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Quote of the day – Paul Terry

“Whenever I feel
the need to exercise,
I lie down until
it goes away.”
– Paul Terry
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Joke of the day – MOPe around

“I want to be a new mop so badly.”
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Joke of the day – Cloud wine

“I sip
You Sip
We sip
Sip sip hooray!
[No wine left behind]
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Quote of the day – NBC

“Be strong!
Be the kind of wildflower
that grows after a forest fire.”
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Joke of the day – Stroller

“Hey mom,
I thought we’re going
to the toy store.”
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