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Joke of the day – Tea time

“Life is tea short.
Always stay one steep ahead.
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Joke of the day – Aubergine

Egg: “What’s wrong, Aubergine?”
Eggplant: “I don’t know who I am anymore.”
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Joke of the day – Monkey biz

This online monkey business is stressing me out.”
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Quote of the day – NBC

Sometimes,
you just need a break,
alone,
in a beautiful place
to figure things out.”

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Quote of the day – NBC

“You know…the childhood toys you used to carry with you 24/7.”
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Quote of the day – NBC

“This is my ‘ukiyo’ lifestyle.”
[Ukiyo ~ “The Floating World”.
Living in the moment detached
from the bothers of life]

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Quote of the day – NBC

“I’m your happy.”
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Joke of the day – Hairitage

I ain’t old.
I’m a hairloom in the making.”
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Joke of the day – GILLty fish

“Is that a gill-ty fish or somefin else?”
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Joke of the day – Cucumber

“Hey you, cute-cumber.
I think you’re a pretty big dill.”