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Quote of the day – NBC

“I’m your happy.”
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Joke of the day – Hairitage

“I ain’t old.
I’m a hairloom in the making.”
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Joke of the day – GILLty fish

“Is that a gill-ty fish or somefin else?”
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Joke of the day – Cucumber

“Hey you, cute-cumber.
I think you’re a pretty big dill.”

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Joke of the day – Retired

“I’m re-TIRED!
I was tired yesterday.
I’m tired again today.

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Quote of the day – George Bernard Shaw

“If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet,
you’d best teach it to dance.” –
George Bernard Shaw

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Quote of the day – Terri Guillemets

 “Give your stress wings 
and let it fly away.”
– Terri Guillemets

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Happy Thanksgiving ლ(- ◡ -ლ)


“Now is no time to think of what you do not have.
Think of what you can do with that there is”
― Ernest Hemingway
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Joke of the day – I’m up hair!

“I’ve had it up to hair.”
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