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Quote of the day – Rupi Kaur

“most importantly love
like it’s the only thing you know how
at the end of the day all this
means nothing
this page
where you’re sitting
your degree
your job
the money
nothing even matters
except love and human connection
who you loved
and how deeply you loved them
how you touched the people around you
and how much you gave them”
– Rupi Kaur, Milk & Honey
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Joke of the day – Melon

“I ain’t sure if I’m a melon flower but I sure feel like a melon bucks.”
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Quote of the day – François de la Rochefoucauld

“To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art.”
― François de la Rochefoucauld
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Joke of the day – Hay, what’s up?

I’m mentally unstable at the moment. I better hit the hay.”
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Joke of the day – fLAGpole

“I will and I can take pole position and sleep next to the fLAGpole.”
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Quote of the day – John Muir

“As long as I live, I’ll hear waterfalls and birds and winds sing. ” – John Muir
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Quote of the day – Harold Kushner

“When you are kind to others,
it not only changes you,
it changes the world”
– Harold Kushner
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Joke of the day – Hello…

(*゜▽゜ノノ~♪Hello from the otter side
I must’ve called a thousand times
To tell you I’m sorry
For everything that I’ve done
But when I call you never
Seem to be home ♪( ´θ`)ノ
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Quote of the day – NBC

“May your cup runneth over with love and blessings.”
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Joke of the day – Life at Steak

“The steaks have been raised but I feel udderly useless.”