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Remembering my beautiful boy, Monster
“Heaven is the place
where all the dogs
you have ever loved
run to greet you.”
So loved, and so missed.
~Monster ~
18.3.2004 – 2.10.2014
Quote of the day – NBC
“I’m working from home, nine to wine.”
Joke of the day – MisHOP
“There’s HARE in my sandwich. I want a reBUNd.”
Joke of the day – Third eye
“I’ve opened my third eye. I can see the truth now.”
Quote of the day – Rupi Kaur
“I want to remain so
rooted to the ground
these tears
these hands
these feet
sink in.”
– Rupi Kaur
The Majesty Oak of the Fredville Estate Park in Kent, England
[Photo credit: popestrees]
Joke of the day – Branch
“Hi there! I’m the branch manager and
I’m training my new assistant branch manager.”
Joke of the day – Heaven
A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?”
“NO!” the children answered.
“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?”
Again, the answer was, “NO!”
Now she was smiling. Hey, they’re getting it, she thought! “Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?” she asked.
Again, they all answered, “NO!”
She was just bursting with pride for them. “Well,” she continued, “then how can I get into Heaven?”
A five-year-old boy shouted out, “YOU GOTTA BE DEAD.”
[Source: http://www.beliefnet.com]
