Author Archives: Newbloggycat

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Joke of the day – Caterpillar

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caterpillar :
cat sitting on a pillar

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Joke of the day – Handle with hair

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“Be hairy afraid. Hair comes trouble.”
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Joke of the day – Zen day

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“I’m having a ZZZZZen moment”
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Quote of the day – Roman Payne

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“Ô, Sunlight!
The most precious gold
to be found on Earth.”
– Roman Payne
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Joke of the day – Insignificant

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“Ivory now and then, I feel irrelephant.”
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Quote of the day – Dalai Lama

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“One small positive thought in the morning 
can change your whole day.”
– Dalai Lama
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Joke of the day – Martini

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“One meowtini please. I’m in quarantini.”
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Joke of the day – Watts up?

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“Bee positive no matter watt.”

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Quote of the day – NBC

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“Every sunrise on Monday morning brings the promise of a new yawn.”