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Joke of the day – Electrician

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“I like being an electrician but the work was shocking.”

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Quote of the day – Roger C. Anderson

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“Accept that some days you’re the pigeon,
and some days you’re the statue.”
– Roger C. Anderson

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Joke of the day – Mean bean

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“No talkie before coffee.”

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Joke of the day – Vacation mode

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“I need a 6 months vacation, twice a year.”

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Quote of the day – NBC

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“I’m happy to have you in my life.  
Thank you for the beautiful ways you touch my life”
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The Heart-Shaped Lake [Siit Lake, the Philippines]/ Photo: Rafael Naranjo

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Joke of the day – Sober

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“I’m sotally tober.  Alcohol you later.”
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Joke of the day – Volatility

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“I got mood poisoning today.”

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Joke of the day – Yolk’s on me

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“I just can’t eggsplain all that I’m feeling.  
Eggnorance is not bliss!”

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Quote of the day – Martin Luther King, Jr.

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“I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal.”
— Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Joke of the day – I ‘herd’ that

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Cow: “I’m an expert in my field.”
Therapist:  “That’s wonderful!  So, what’s your problem?”
Cow:  “I feel seen but not herd.”
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