“If mom sees this, I’m toast!”
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – Colour blind
According to the lab test:
We are colour blind.
We do not see colour.
We do not see race.
But we can see
someone’s true colours.
Joke of the day – Good food
Quote of the day – Brené Brown
“You either walk inside your story and own it
or you stand outside your story
and hustle for your worthiness.”
– Brené Brown
What’s up, duck?
We bumped into a beautiful duck
at the market this morning
This is no ordinary duck and
definitely not a live duck for sale
It is a pet duck and it belonged
to the vegetable seller
It stayed in the same spot
and seemed obedient
Shaye wanted to pat Miss Ducky
but I said it was not a good idea
Suddenly it turned and
grunted a few times at us
Perhaps, this was what it said
“My friends, why are you staring at me?
Have you not seen a duck-at-work?”
Well, that really quacked us up.
Joke of the day – Black Friday
“It’s Black Friday!
And my mom said she feels empty
if the shopping cart is not full.”
Quote of the day – NBC
Quote of the day – Thich Nhat Hanh
“To be beautiful means to be yourself.
You don’t need to be accepted by others.
You need to accept yourself.”
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Happiness is …
… feeling beary good and warm next to ‘We Bare Bears’!
Simply un-bear-livable!
Joke of the day – Pot
I’m addicted to pot!
