“Listen to your broccoli and it will tell you how to eat it.”
― Anne Lamott
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – Gibberish
Doctor, doctor, my mom keeps putting me in the dustbin.
Don’t talk rubbish!
Joke of the day – Just brew it!
“Life is brief but love is LONG .”
– Alfred Lord Tennyson
[Pics from Pinterest]
Happiness is …
…breakfast in bed!
Joke of the day – Scowling
What do you get when you cross an angry sheep …
and a moody cow?
An animal in a baaaaaaad moooooood!
[Pics from Pinterest]
“Balance. The Ultimate Goal.”
– Ricky Lankford
“COOKIE-licious”
“BUDding songbird”
“I can HANDLE this”
“Do NUTELLA my mom I did this.”
[Pics from Pinterest]
Joke of the day – Lonesome
The secret to success is to start from scratch
and keep on scratching.
– Dennis Green
Joke of the day – I’m famous!
STARstruck moment!
I’m on the WHEEL-of-fortune!
You can watch me on youTUBE now!
I’m all over the interNET!
And lots of CANdid shots too!
Being famous makes me feel BOTTLE-up sometimes!
Then I woke up and realise I was only dreaming!
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 