Author Archives: Newbloggycat

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Joke of the day – Hissteria

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Don’t be python of me!
I’m not viper-active!
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Joke of the day – RABBIt

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I’m a little confused!
Am I a rabbi or a rabbit?
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Joke of the day – Spooked

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Morning has broken and
my coffee has SPOOKen!
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Joke of the day – Bad specs

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I was framed by
the hoptometrist!
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Quote of the day – Lewis Carroll

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“Why, sometimes
I’ve believed as many as
six impossible things
before breakfast.”
– Lewis Carroll,
Alice in Wonderland
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Joke of the day – Speed

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This is too slow.
I need a hareplane!
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🐇Happy Chinese New Year!🧧
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🐰🧧Happy CNY! 🧧🐇

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It’s time to welcome the year of the rabbit! I’m hoptimistic that it will be a hoppy and fruitful year. May this bunny year be kind and gentle to us all.
And may your troubles be light like rabbit hair;
May you be surrounded with the love of family and friends;
May you eat mindfully;
May you have a friend you can act silly with;
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Joke of the day – Shell yeah

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I shell overcome!
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Joke of the day – No ewe turn

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It’s a suBAAru!
We’re going to the
family reEWEnion!