Author Archives: Newbloggycat

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Joke of the day – Stroller

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‘But Cyril, it isn’t our baby.’ ‘
Shut up – it’s a better stroller.’
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Joke of the day – Mop dog

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“I’m tired of people
pushing me around.”
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Joke of the day – No kidding

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Patient: ‘Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.’
Doctor: ‘How long have you had this feeling?’
Patient: ‘Ever since I was a kid.’
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Joke of the day – Pineapple

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🍍I’m a pineapple🍍!
I stand tall,
I wear a crown &
I’m sweet
on the inside.
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Joke of the day – I’m cappy!

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Be cappy!
Nothing is impopsicle!
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Joke of the day – Singled out

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Ostracized ~
An ostrich feeling left out.
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Quote of the day – Mac Anderson

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“It’s not the things we get but the hearts we touch that will determine our success in life.” – Mac Anderson
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Joke of the day – Oddball

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Someone here is
not who he seems.
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Joke of the day – Wimpy

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Gonna have myself
a long WEAKend!
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