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Joke of the day – Grinch

Don’t mind my
resting Grinch face!
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Joke of the day – Jersey

‘What a lovely colour
that cow over there is.’
‘It’s a Jersey.’
‘Oh, I thought it was her skin.’
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Joke of the day – Volkswagen

Sign in a Volkswagen factory:
THINK BIG – and you’re fired!
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Joke of the day – Pilates

Pilates???!!!
Thought you said
pie and lattes!
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Joke of the day – Grimacing

Patient: “The trouble is I can’t help pulling funny faces.
Psychiatrist: “That doesn’t sound very serious.”
Patient: “But it’s not my face I want to pull….it’s other people’s.”
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Quote of the day- NBC

🎄🕯”Let’s light a candle
for our loved ones
who are not with us
this Christmas season.” 🕯🎄

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Joke of the day – PASTAbilities

“I could really go for some
fettuccini elfredo
right meow.”

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Joke of the day – Stroller

‘But Cyril, it isn’t our baby.’ ‘
Shut up – it’s a better stroller.’