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Joke of the day – Skeleton

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
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Because he had noBODY to go with.

 

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Joke of the day – Baby ghost

What does a baby ghost have?

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Transparents!
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Joke of the day – License to scare

Why was the ghost arrested?
Because he didn’t have a haunting license.

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Joke of the day – bOWL

Hi there, you’re now watching the Super bOWL Sunday!!!

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Joke of the day – Car deposit

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Two pigeons were flying over a posh car showroom.  
Said one to the other, “Let’s put a deposit on a Ferrari.

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Joke of the day – D❍ᴥ❍rs

Simply aD❍ᴥ❍Rable!

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Joke of the day – Monday morning

“Wake me up when you reach the office.  I’ll drive the car home.”

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