Category Archives: Good clean jokes

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Joke of the day – New Year Prayer

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Dearย God,

So far this has been a great year!

I haven’t gossiped about my friends.

I haven’t lost my temper.

I haven’t been greedy, grumpy,

nasty,

cruel, or rude.

I’m very thankful.

But in a few minutes, Lord, I’m going to get out of bed,

and from then on

I’m probably going to need a lot more help to get through

the New Year.

 

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Joke of the day – Snowman

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What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?

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Joke of the day – Suntan lotion

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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Joke of the day – Wet Paint

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A dog saw a sign that said: “Wet Paint”ย –

so he did!

 

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Joke of the day – Igloo

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How do Eskimos hold their homes together?

 

 

I-glue!

 

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