Two boys camping out in the backyard wanted to know the time, so they started singing at the top of their voices.
Soon, one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted, “Hey, cut the noise! Don’t you know it’s three o’clock in the morning.”
Category Archives: Good clean jokes
Joke of the day – Missing cat
Amy: “Did you find your cat?”
Cathy: “Yes, he was in the refrigerator.”
Amy: “Goodness, is he okay?”
Cathy: “He’s more than okay. He’s a cool cat!
Joke of the day – Music career
Richard: “Do you think, Professor, that my girlfriend should take up the piano as a carreer?”
Professor: “No, I think she should put down the lid as a favour!”
Joke of the day – Short legs
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Little girl: “I’d like to buy that dog, but his legs are too short.”
Salesgirl: “Not really, all four of them touch the floor.”
Joke of the day – Termite
What is a termite’s favourite breakfast?
Oak-meal!
Joke of the day – Distant relative
Sam: “So, you’re distantly related to the family next door, are you?”
Frank: “Yes, their dog is our dog’s brother.”
Joke of the day – Clever duck
Joke of the day – Hunting lesson
What did the lioness said to her cubs when she taught them to hunt?
“Don’t walk across the road until you see the zebra crossing.”
Joke of the day – Girls are smarter
Girl: “Did you know that girls are smarter than boys?”
Boy: “Really? I never knew that.”
Girl: “See what I mean?”
Joke of the day – Letter to myself
“Last night I wrote a letter to myself. But I forgot to sign it and now I don’t know who it’s from.”
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