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Happy Nurses Day

“Oh, I thought
RN stands for
Refreshments & Naps.”
“Feeling nurse-talgic!”
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Joke of the day – Monkey around

“I can’t believe
you’re taking this
chim-pants-zee
with you.”
5

Joke of the day – Knock knock

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep.
Have you any wool?
2

Joke of the day – Smile away

“I know it’s Monday.
But just keep smiling.”
3

Joke of the day – THURSty

“When you thought it was Friday
but it’s only Thursday.”
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Joke of the day – Fire fox

“Fire fox is starting up.
Please wait a moment.”
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Joke of the day – Vest day

“Light up!
It’s the vest day ever.”
4

Joke of the day – Fry day

“Benedict died last fry day.
No, he wasn’t beaten.
It was crack overdose.
Ahh well, he’s now on
the sunny side and
in a better plate.”