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Joke of the day – Volkswagen

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Sign in a Volkswagen factory:
THINK BIG – and you’re fired!
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Joke of the day – Pilates

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Pilates???!!!
Thought you said
pie and lattes!
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Joke of the day – Grimacing

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Patient: β€œThe trouble is I can’t help pulling funny faces.
Psychiatrist: β€œThat doesn’t sound very serious.”
Patient: β€œBut it’s not my face I want to pull….it’s other people’s.”
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Quote of the day- NBC

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πŸŽ„πŸ•―β€Let’s light a candle
for our loved ones
who are not with us
this Christmas season.” πŸ•―πŸŽ„
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Joke of the day – PASTAbilities

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β€œI could really go for some
fettuccini elfredo
right meow.”
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Joke of the day – Stroller

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β€˜But Cyril, it isn’t our baby.’ β€˜
Shut up – it’s a better stroller.’
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Joke of the day – Mop dog

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β€œI’m tired of people
pushing me around.”
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Joke of the day – No kidding

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Patient: β€˜Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.’
Doctor: β€˜How long have you had this feeling?’
Patient: β€˜Ever since I was a kid.’
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