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Joke of the day – Bread start

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You bread my mind.
I deserve butter.
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Joke of the day – Weed diet

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I’m on a see weed diet and
it’s called Mari-iguana!
If weed diet is a sin,
I’ll see you all inhale!
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Joke of the day – Dolphin

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I dolphinately love you.
You’re my porpoise in life.
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Quote of the day – NBC

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β€œAlways tap into your inner genius. Let that sink in.”
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Joke of the day – Crocs

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This is sole exciting.
Let’s get out of here and
croc the world.
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Joke of the day – 🐌 life

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I just crawled to say…
I think I went too far
with the plastic surgery!
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Quote of the day – NBC

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β€œThink pink and
embrace your inner
flamingo.”
β€œWhat do you mean I’m not a flamingo?”
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Joke of the day – High life

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Oh, for flying out loud!
Where’s the airhorsetess?
I’m feeling a little horse.
I need a glass of shamepain.
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Joke of the day – Dogtrine

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Dogma ~
Mother dog
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Joke of the day – Bonsai

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I’m sexy and I grow it!
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