A group of tourists were on a safari in the jungles of a little-explored faraway country when they were captured by cannibals.

“Oh, yes!” the chief of the tribe exclaimed.

“We’re going to put all of you into big pots of water, cook you and eat you!”

“You can’t do that to me,” a member of the tour said, “I’m the editor of a big newspaper.”

“Well,” the chief responded. “Tonight, you will be editor-in-chief.”