βI donβt plan to
grow old gracefully.
I plan to have face-lifts
until my ears meet. β
– Rita Rudner




This stray dog must be over 100 years old in human age. Β Yet he has sparkly eyes and such a beautiful smile.
– Carew Papritz
Reporter: “To what do you attribute your old age?
Grandpa: “To the fact that I was born a long time ago.”