Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder.
Thank God I was on the second step.
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Tag Archives: clean jokes
Joke of the day – Marshmallow
I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow.
When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Joke of the day – Fowl
Joke of the day – Lavatory
Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a lavatory.
Hmmm….you do look a bit flushed!
Joke of the day – Why did the dog cross the road?
Me: “Oh dear! What is the dog doing in the middle of the road?
Thank goodness the car did not hit him.
Shaye: “Oh, Mom! The dog is playing Crossy Road.
Joke of the day -Cowbell
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
Joke of the day – Layoff
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
Joke of the day – Term exam
Father: Son, what are your results in the first term examination?
Son: Underwater.
Father: What do you mean, underwater?
Son: Below ‘C’ level.
Joke of the day -Leash on life
Life is short. Let’s talk walk!
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