Pastor: “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”
Parishioner: “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”
Pastor: “How come I don’t see you except at Easter and Christmas?”
Parishioner : “I’m in the secret service.”
Tag Archives: clean jokes
Joke of the day – Face tattoo
“Hey Mom, look at my tattwo!”
Joke of the day – Menu
Ms Penguin: “What’s on the menu?”
Mr Penguin: “ME n U”
Joke of the day – Guardian
Joke of the day – Capricious
I love snow.
Actually, I hate snow!
Bi-polar bear
Joke of the day – OOOO
Two mice talking:
“Did you know that the O O O O car
is actually called Audi?”
Joke of the day – Soul mate
Joke of the day – Let’s bake
because I knead the dough.
Joke of the day – Meaning of life
Toddler: “What do you think the meaning of life is?”
Cat: “Well, I think it’s eating …
… and sleeping!”
Toddler: “Yup, that’s what I thought.”
Joke of the day – Skunk
Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Of course, they’re very scent-imental!
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