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Joke of day – Quack

“I heard he’s addicted to quack.”
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Joke of the day – Horror

Short horror story:
“It’s Monday and
I’m out of coffee.”
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Happy Halloween – Vampurr

I’m thirsty!
Should I go for the
vein-illa Vodka
or bloodweiser?
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Joke of the day- Witch

“I’ll bewitcha in a minute.”
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Joke of the day – Showy

Ostentatious:
An ostrich who likes to show off.
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Joke of the day – Eggscuse me!

Not today…
I’m eggzosted!
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Joke of the day – Nun

“I have nun to spare.”
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Joke of the day – Early bird

“I woke up early but
there was no worm.”
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Joke of the day – Sunbathing

“Gonna soak up the sun
and feel my body slowly
melting to the ground.
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