Tag Archives: cows

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Joke of the day – Jersey

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β€˜What a lovely colour
that cow over there is.’
β€˜It’s a Jersey.’
β€˜Oh, I thought it was her skin.’
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Joke of the day – Cash cow

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“How dairy you milk me dry! Bring me the cowculator. I need to cowculate how much you owe me. And in future, please call me Sir Loin.”
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Joke of the day – Milkilogy

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Shaye: Β  Mom, milk comes from cows, right?
Me: Β That’s right, Shaye.
Shaye: Β So…does that mean chocolate milk comes from brown cows?

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“Chocolate milk, anyone?”

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Joke of the day – Drain out

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Why don’t cows have money?

animated-cow-image-0079Because farmers milk them dry

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Joke of the day – Pampered cows

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Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.

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Joke of the day – Political definitions

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Capitalism: You possess two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Socialism: You possess two cows. You give one of them to your neighbour.

Communism: You possess two cows. The government confiscates them and provide you with milk.

Nazism: You possess two cows. The government confiscates them and shoots you.

European Common Market: You possess two cows. The government confiscates them, shoots one, milks the other and pour it down the drain.