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Quote of the day – PJ O’Rourke

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“Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes.” – PJ O’Rourke
“I’ll help you, Momma!”
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Joke of the day – Dishes

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Wife: “Would you help me with the dishes?”
Husband: “It’s not a man’s job?”
Wife:  “The Bible suggests it is.”
Husband: “Where does it say that?”
Wife: ‘In 2 Kings 21:13 it says,”
“…And I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish,
wiping it and turning it upside down.”
-Bob Phillips

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Joke of the day – The part-time helper

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I hired a part-time helper last year but she wasn’t doing a great job. So, one day I called her into the study and told that I was sorry but I have to let her go. I tipped her an extra $20 and thanked her for her services. As she was leaving she threw a $10 bill to our dog, Bobby. I asked her, “What was that for?” She replied, “Can’t forget my helper! Bobby has a great tongue, and always help me do the dishes!!!”