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Join me…

for the happiest croc-tail hour!

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Quote of the day – PJ O’Rourke

“Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes.” – PJ O’Rourke
“I’ll help you, Momma!”
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Quote of the day – NBC

“Don’t get mad,
get funny.”
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Joke of the day – Good jeans

“Ripped jeans make
me feel whole.”
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Quote of the day – NBC

“Be weird!
It’s okay.”
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Happiness is…

a roly-poly on a trolley.
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Joke of the day – Are you a vegan?

I’m not a vegan.
I’m a CORNivore!
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Joke of the day – Baaaket

“Hey,ewe!
What’s with the pail look?
Nuttin’!
I’m going up the hill
with Jack and Jill
to fetch a pail of water.”
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Joke of the day – End game

“I’m essentially at
the home stretch.”
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Joke of the day – Trash

Everything you bring me
is garbage.”