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Joke of the day – Rail life

β€œLive to tell the rail.”
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Joke of the day – End game

β€œI’m essentially at
the home stretch.”
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Joke of the day – Stodgy

β€œI’m bored!
How long more
do I need to
stay home!”
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Joke of the day – Grass lounge

Please…
keep on the grass,
eat it,
sit on it,
roll around in it
Keep clean and
go green!
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Joke of the day – Despair

β€œHelp! I’m drowning in indescribable emptiness.”
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“Be yourself. No one can say you’re doing it wrong.”

– Charles Schulz

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Joke of the day – Telekinesis

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How many of you believe in telekinesis?
Raise MY hand!

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Joke of the day – Kittens

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What do you call a pile of kittens?
A meowntain!

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Happiness is …

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… looking chic like Nikki Minaj.