Tag Archives: funny clean jokes

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Joke of the day – Wrong v Right

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Two wrongs don’t make a right,

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but two Wrights made an airplane.

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Joke of the day – CATchup

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We must CATchup soon!

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Joke of the day – Turtle

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station!

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Joke of the day – Cat law

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 Claw Enforcement

(Cat’s way of keeping law & order)

 

 

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Joke of the day – Tweeter

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“Hi there,

I’m busy on the line now,

I’ll tweet you later.”

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Joke of the day – Wood

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Greetings from ‘Horridwood’!

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Joke of the day – Facebook

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Facebook is a lot of ancient Egypt …

You write on walls and

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worship cats!

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Joke of the day – Milkshake

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I’ve been working for an Arab dairy farmer, 

or Milk Sheikh as he prefers to be called. 

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Joke of the day – Pirate

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How do you make a pirate angry?

Take the “P” out of him!

 

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Joke of the day – Creative writing

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A teacher asked her students to write a sentence

using the words ‘defeat, defense and detail‘.

Little Tommy wrote: 

De feet of de dog went over de fence before de tail.