Joke of the day – What’s the MATter?
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Joke of the day – serve board
Sometimes, I think about going surfing.
Water you know, this feels just like a surf board.
But I like to call it my serve board. Β It serves my purpose purrrfectly.
After all, I’m an iron cat!
Joke of the day – My bank
Me: “What’s the name of your bank?”
Shaye: “Piggy!”
Joke of the day – Copy me
Let’s copy me!
Ahhh….pawfect!
Joke of the day – Hide no seek
Joke of the day – Psychiatric help
Patient: “How long before I know I’m cured, doc?”
Psychiatrist: “The day you run out of money.”
Joke of the day – Gossiper
Gossiper – Someone who has a great sense of rumour.
Joke of the day – For your ice only
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For your ice only, can see me through the night
For your ice only, I never need to hide
You can see so much in me
So much in me that’s new
I never felt, until I looked at you
β¬βͺβ« γΎ(*γ»γγ»)οΎ β¬βͺβ«
For your ice only, only for you
You see what no one else can see
Now I’m breaking free
For your ice only, only for you
The love I know you need in me
The fantasy you freed in me
Only for you, only for you
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