I love my job. Β I shoot people.
So, I heard you have a Nikon.
But, I have a CANnON.
Sometimes life gets fuzzy. Β Stop shaking and stay focus.
I’m gonna snap whenever you’re ready!
Tag Archives: funny jokes
Joke of the day – SnOw funny
“Wake me up when winter is over” – Snowpy
“It’s freezing and I’m so BOAR-ed!’
“Do you wanna play snowball with me?”
“Let’s go snow fishing.”
“Get me outta here. Β I’m feline too cold. Β I’m not an Eskimew.”
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Joke of the day – SnOw long
DachshundΒ through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh;
Β Over the fields, we go,
Β
Laughing all the way;Β
Joke of the day – Fur cat lovers
This is FUR real.
FUR the love of cats,
don’t get FURious when you see our fur on the couch.
Oh! FUR meowing out loud.
Why is it called FURniture?
FUR-ree your mind and be FUR-bulous!
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Joke of the day – Better latte than never
I’m running a little latte but
I don’t give a Frappe!
Joke of the day – I adough you
I’m well-rounded!
Donut judge my diet!
I donut know what I’ll do without you!
I was told to glaze it!
Donut ever leave me!
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Joke of the day – Collie
Hi there,
I’m a Border Collie.
Sometimes I feel sick
and melan-collie but
mostly, I’m healthy and
bright like a collie-flower!
Joke of the day – Sole searching
I feel sole tired
like my sole is all worn out.
I was out all day sole-searching.
And then I met a guy on the sidewalk
and he said
Sole, what is your problem?
I can heel you
I can save your sole
I was sole happy that
I had finally found the placeΒ
to console and restore my sole.
Joke of the day – Bentley
“You’re one in a melon, Bentley.”
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Joke of the day – SPOOKtacular
“Hey, BOOtiful!”
“I’ll do the mane part. Β Just sit in the pumpkin and collect the candies.”
“Eye love you.”
“I’m a ghost guard.”
“My name is Fang. Β Short for Fangtastic!”
“I bat you think I’mΒ unBOOlievable.”
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